Wingman

A good wingman says “no problem” when you ask him to go somewhere with you, and takes it as an opportunity to hang out.

listens and commiserates and backs you up on your situations when you’re catching him up.

keeps a lookout in the sea of people so he can provide valuable information.

stands facing the door so you can have your back to it when talking to him, and won’t be caught off guard.

develops a level of telepathy with you when drinking in places too loud to talk.

leads when you’re too nervous or self-conscious to do anything, and he follows without question when you take action.

has a great time, and thanks you for the night.