Thursday, October 29, 2009

Psycho Girlfriend

Imagine the girl you're currently sleeping with asking you, “Have you had sex with anyone else?” Obviously a question which she is using to imply between the last time and what you're about to do. Sure, it is a valid question, since it's natural to be sensitive to the proliferation of Cupid’s itch and Venus’s curse.

You might be insulted that she asked, because as uncommitted as the relationship is at the time, she still had your heart, and consequently, other parts of your body as well. Therefore, sex with someone else would have still been cheating on her. You may also not be like that, and it takes a lot before you decide to be intimate with someone. But at the same time, you have to feel a little flattered that she thought you could, or would. Would you consider it a little boost to the ego that is rarely ruled by machismo or testosterone?

Back to the scenario: “I haven’t either”, she reassured, which was something you naturally assumed of your modest muse, but it's likely of little comfort.



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